The Dangers of Breastfeeding

We have called our belly buttons as well as our nipples buttons for a long time now. Davis is aware that Alexander drinks milk from my buttons.

Today, Davis informed us that he has milk in his buttons. He was going to feed Emma and Max (the dog). It went something like this:

Davis: I have milk in my buttons.

Emma: giggling

Davis: Here Emma, drink it my milk. Go ahead. You'll like it. Taste it. (While walking toward her, lifting up his shirt. Then trying to grab her by the back of the head and shove her on. )

It was hysterical. Really. I was laughing so hard. And trying to nurse the baby. He tried to get Max to drink after Emma refused. Max was not having it either.

Who knew breastfeeding could be dangerous?

Comments

Shannon said…

Mackenzie actually tried to feed the baby. Grandma stopped her though. Then, after watching me express a bottle, she lifted her shirt and tried to refill her sippy cup with milk. The expression on her face when it didn't work was priceless!!!

11:37 AM

Anonymous said…

hahahaha...Davis cracks me up, the funny thing is I can actually see him trying to do that!!! Way to stand strong Emma!!! Wow I love you guys!

Mimi

p.s. that is the funniest thing i've heard in like a week! love it thanks ab

6:40 PM

Cinnamon said…

LOL! Blaine was convinced that mine were called elbows and wanted to know why sissy ate from my elbows.

2:16 PM

Sometimes There Are No Words

Last night I met a new friend. Let me preface this by saying I have made exactly ONE new friend in the last ten years. This makes number two. My Babycenter and Blogging friend Amanda , was having a conference in KC. We made plans to meet up. I felt a bit odd. Here I was making plans to meet someone I only knew from the Net. But Mark thought it was perfectly great and even said for me to stay out as long as I wanted. He said it was not as if I was meeting up with someone I saw often. Stay out and talk and have fun. So I did. I made plans to meet with Amanda. I knew we had a lot in common. Both from the board and from reading her blog. I knew she was someone who if she lived closer to me we could hang out. But I was a bit apprehensive. Here was someone who only knew me through the computer. So many what if's , right? Mark was actually the one who said I should meet with her, if only for a little while. So, I picked Amanda up at her hotel and off we went to Fooleries. Great place to ...

Welcome, Little One

Both mommy and baby are doing very well. These are just a few from earlier today. More to follow later.

And Just Like That.....

I made the fatal mistake of reading reviews and articles before watching a single episode of the show. I knew full well I would watch every episode regardless. I read anyway. Spoilers? Not bothered. Let me give some back story here. At 17/18 my dream had been to go to a big city (Chicago was my thinking at the time), get my degree in journalism/editing/publishing and go work at a big time magazine. Keep in mind we are talking about the mid 90's here so the idea that magazines would cease to be relevant was not even on my radar. I had been editor of my high school yearbook and unbeknownst to me at the time, we were actually doing the yearbook by coding and would get printouts hoping we had coded copy correctly. I just typed the copy I was supposed to type with the weird little codes that had been given to me on a piece of paper. I would later discover this was actually HTML code we were doing. Who knew? This fu...

Search This Blog