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Things I Learned Today

One: Your child is really sick when they ASK to go to the doctor. As in, "Please take me to the doctor." Sad.

Two: One way to get everything in your house clean is to have someone pee or puke on it. Everything in this house has been freshly laundered.

Three: I got a copy of Working Mother in the mail today. Ironic. It is for moms who work out of the home. Yet I do not think I have ever worked harder in my life since staying at home. I AM a working mother. I just do not get a paycheck at the end of two weeks. And besides, why in the world did I get a copy of this magazine? I sure as hell did not order it.

Back to your regularly scheduled programs........

Comments

Judy said…
Nuh-uh. You know you just sit on the couch, eating bonbons and watching Oprah all day. I mean, I'm a SAHM, and that's all I do.

Maybe you got it from someone who thinks you *need* a "real" job.

Sorry about the sick. :(
Anonymous said…
I sent you the magazine so that you would know what it is like to have a real job. ; ) That is freaking heeelarious. Gotta love it. And NO I didn't send it to ya. You guys take care. Love you.Kiki

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