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Go Ahead, Guess

Guess what I had for lunch today? Go ahead...

Yes, that is right. A ham, Miracle Whip and Doritos sandwich. And it was deeeelicious.
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Anonymous said…
Miracle Whip ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGG YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC.

I think the following sums it up pretty well: "The main difference between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip is that mayonnaise is delicious, while Miracle Whip is a sugary, sour, and disgusting bastardization of mayonnaise."
8:41 AM
Judy said…
You know, I grew up on Miracle Whip. I don't think I had real mayo until I was an adult - like 20 or 21 years old. And now? I LOVE mayo. When people talk about mayo being gross, for me, um, no. If I go to a restaurant, a lot of times when I order fries, it's because I want a carrier for the mayo.

And now I think Miracle Whip is gross!
8:53 AM
Annie said…
Stay true to the Miracle Whip Abby...stay true! Besides you can't make chicken salad with Mayo....it is YUCKY!
8:55 AM
Abby said…
The Miracle Whip is the least to be concerned with on that sandwhich....take a look at my blog and the Doritos label.
9:09 AM
Anonymous said…
Mayonnaise + Ketchup = The Most Delicious Dip for French Fries

Oh, and Miracle Whip is disgusting.
10:06 AM
Abby said…
We know Mark that Miracle Whip is gross. You have said that for ten yeasr of our marriage. I do not make you eat it. Leave my Miracle Whip ALONE!

And Judy can not eat ketchup. Go read her blog and six weird things. She loves tomatoes, but can not eat ketchup.
10:49 AM
Judy said…
Oh, Abby, you're too funny.

Nope, no ketchup. Or beer. Or whipped cream.

Maybe I am weird.
9:58 PM
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