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New Cookie Recipe To Try

After making about twelve dozen sugar cookies over the last week, my mom sent me this cookie recipe. I think I will try it next.


My favorite Christmas cookie recipe
In case you need to make Christmas Cookies:

* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* 1/4 cup lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* 1 cup nuts
* 2 cups of dried fruit
* 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup. Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake pan 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!

Sounds like my kind of cookie baking. Especially after hours of sugar cookies and icing.......bring on the Cuervo!!!

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Anonymous said…
Oh my gosh! I was laughing so hard that I actually cried. I am so trying that recipe. The funny part is that we have been so drunk together (you, me and Mom) that if we had tried to make cookies it would have gone just like that. Love ya, KIKI
9:43 PM
karrie said…
Haha!

I'm going to make these with Max.
5:44 AM
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